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嘘だろ?うずらが2つ。
No way... two quail eggs?
✎ だろ = casual 'right?/can it be' · 2つ = counter つ for small objects
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美味しそうだね。うん。
Looks delicious, huh? Yeah.
✎ 〜そう = looks like · ね seeks agreement
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うずらは1人一つのはずだ。
The quail eggs...It's supposed to be one per person.
✎ は marks the topic being brought up
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なぜだ。いや落ち着け。誰にも言わなきゃわからない。
Why? No, calm down! If I don't tell anyone, no one will know.
✎ のはずだ = supposed to be · 言わなきゃ = 言わなければ (if I don't say) · 〜すぎる = too ...
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待てよ。都合が良すぎる。何かの罠。どうしたの、かが君?
Wait. This is way too convenient. It's some kind of trap. What's wrong, Kaga-kun?
✎ どうしたの = what's wrong? · なんでもない = it's nothing
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なんでもないよ、小林さん。ふーん。
It's nothing, Kobayashi-san. Hmm.
✎ ふーん = skeptical 'hmm'
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なんだ、その意味ありげな目は。ばれてるのか?いや、待てよ。
What's with that meaningful look? Am I busted? No, wait a second.
✎ 意味ありげ = meaningful-looking · ばれる = to be found out
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中華丼をよそっていた給食当番は小林さんってことは…
The lunch server who dished out the chūka-don was Kobayashi-san, which means...
✎ よそう = to dish out food · ってことは = that means...
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そういえば私彼氏できたんだよね。
Oh, by the way, I got a boyfriend.
✎ そういえば = come to think of it · 彼氏ができた = got a boyfriend
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全く違うか。俺のドキドキ返してくれよ。
Totally wrong, then. Give me back my heart flutters!
✎ 〜てくれ = casual 'do it for me' · ドキドキ = pounding heart (onomatopoeia)
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ああ、そうなんだ。おめでとう。今ねめっちゃ幸せでさ。
Oh, really? Congrats. I'm super happy right now.
✎ めっちゃ = super (colloquial) · でさ = casual connective filler
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なんだ、浮かれて手元が狂っただけか。そんなことよりうずらが2つ入ってることを正直に言うべきか。
So she was just giddy and her hand slipped. More importantly, the quail eggs—Should I honestly admit there are two in mine?
✎ 浮かれる = get giddy/carried away · そんなことより = more importantly
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おいおい、嘘だろ?
Whoa, no way—
✎ べきか = should I...? · 正直に = honestly · おいおい = whoa, hey
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うずらが1個も入ってないんだけど。
The quail eggs...There isn't even one in mine.
✎ 1個も + negative = not even one · んだけど = soft complaint
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1人一つのはずだよね。やだ、やだ。裏切り者がいるってこと。
It's supposed to be one per person, right? No, no. That means there's a traitor.
✎ のはずだよね seeks confirmation · 裏切り者 = traitor · このままだと = at this rate
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やばい。このままだと裏切り者だ。ああ、俺うずら2つ入ってるわ。
This is bad. At this rate, I'm the traitor. Ah—me, my quail eggs—I've got two in mine!
✎ あぶねえ = rough form of 危ない · とこだった = ところだった (almost happened)
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あぶねえ。クラスがバラバラになるとこだった。はい。
That was close. The class almost fell apart. Here.
✎ はい when handing something over
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2つ目のうずらゲット。
Got the second quail egg!
✎ casual acknowledgment
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