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うまそう。網交換ます。
Looks delicious. I will change the grill net.
✎ 〜そう = looks like · うまい = casual for おいしい
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え。あ。いや。あれ、あの。網交換完了です。
Uh… ah… no… wait, um… The grill net replacement is complete.
✎ 完了です = 'is complete' · あの = filler 'um'
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いや、まだここで残ってますよね。牛タン焼いてなかった。
No, there's still some left here. We hadn't grilled the beef tongue yet.
✎ 残ってます = contracted 残っています · 焼いてなかった = hadn't grilled (yet)
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ごゆっくりどうぞ。あれ?
Please take your time. Huh?
✎ ごゆっくりどうぞ = set service phrase
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失礼します。こちら上カルビと上ロースですね。これはいい肉だ。
Excuse me. Here are your premium kalbi and premium sirloin, right? This is some good meat.
✎ 失礼します = polite when approaching · こちら〜です = 'here is ~' (service phrase)
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焼こう焼こう。うーうまそう。
Let's grill it, let's grill! Looks tasty.
✎ 焼こう = volitional 'let's grill'
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あ、失礼します。網交換しに来ました。要らんです。
Oh—excuse me, I came to replace the grill net. — You don't need it.
✎ 〜しに来る = come to do ~ · 要らん = casual 要らない
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網交換、まだ大丈夫ですよ。
The net's still fine, thanks.
✎ まだ大丈夫 = still okay (polite refusal)
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大丈夫ですよ。よし。
It's fine, really. Alright.
✎ よ = asserting to the listener
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今変えたばっかなんだよ。
It was just replaced.
✎ 〜たばっか(り) = just did · なんで = casual なので (because)
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ちょっと、ちょっと。ね。
Wait, wait…Hey!
✎ ちょっと = 'hey / hold on' when stopping someone
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ね、戻してください。うん。
Come on, put it back. Hmmm.
✎ 戻してください = て-form + ください request
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うん。あ、よいしょ。はい、戻しました。けど。
Yeah. Ah—heave-ho. There, I put it back. But.
✎ よいしょ = grunt when lifting · 戻しました = put (it) back
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肉食べましたよね。あ。
You ate our meat, didn't you? Ah.
✎ てか = casual 'I mean / wait' · よね = seeking confirmation
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あ。いや、食べてるじゃないですか。あ。
Ah—No, you're clearly eating it! Ah.
✎ 〜じゃないですか = pointing out the obvious · 食べてる = contracted 食べている
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あ。あんま開けないじゃないですか。
Ah. You hardly open your mouth, you know.
✎ あんま = casual あまり (not much) · 開けない = don't open
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また、網も交換してないですよね。
And you haven't replaced the grill net either, right?
✎ も = also · 〜てない = casual 〜ていない (haven't)
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もういいじゃん。ほら。危ない。
Whatever! Here!—That's dangerous!
✎ いいです = polite refusal 'no thanks' · ほら = look/see
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危ないですよ。これ。
That's dangerous! This!
✎ 〜すよ = casual contraction of ですよ
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危ない。あ。置いて置いて置いて。
Whoa, careful! Ah. Put it down, put it down, put it down!
✎ 置いて = て-form as command · repetition = urgency
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あ、もう怒るよ。
Ah, now I'm getting mad.
✎ もう = exasperation · 怒るよ = 'I'll get angry'
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いや、こっちですよ。
No, it's us.
✎ こっち = casual こちら (this side)
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失礼します。
Excuse me.
✎ 失礼します = polite phrase when approaching
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食べてないよ。まだ。
We haven't eaten yet.
✎ 〜てない = casual 〜ていない (haven't)
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こちらバニラアイスです。
Here's your vanilla ice cream.
✎ こちら〜です = 'here is ~' (serving phrase)
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まだ肉食べてない。うん。
We haven't eaten the meat yet! Yeah.
✎ まだ〜てない = haven't ~ yet
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うーうん。空いてる。
Yeah. Plates are empty.
✎ うん = casual yes
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お皿、お下げします。
We will clear your plates.
✎ お+stem+します = humble form · お下げする = clear away (service phrase)
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あ、いやいや、まだ食べてない。
Ah—no, no, we haven't eaten yet!
✎ いやいや = emphatic 'no no' · まだ〜てない = not yet
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お客様、ひゃっ!何をされてるんですか?
Excuse me, ma'am... Eek! What do you think you're doing?
✎ される = honorific of する · 〜んですか = demanding explanation
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客？え?
Customers? What?
✎ ひゃっ = startled yelp
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え?やば。
Huh? Oh no!
✎ え? = confusion / disbelief
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やば。逃げろ。
Oh crap! Run!
✎ やば = clipped やばい (this is bad)
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待て。常習犯。
Wait! A repeat offender!
✎ また = again · 待て = imperative of 待つ
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